Blondeness Takes Control

I swore I would never be someone like Paris Hilton or Brittany Spears - a person who dressed up animals. For years, I have passed by the doggie ballerina dresses and the kitty Burberry trenches. But today I was weak. I walked past the animal Halloween costumes in Target, and I became just another blonde idiot. I bought costumes for my dog and two cats. Lizzie the dog will be a pumpkin come October 31st, and Winky and Kitty Carlyle will be chickens.

Please slap me if I start to say "That's Hot" or if I make an appointment to have my head shaved.