Shiny New - New Shiner

It's the first day of school, and Ashley is ready:

New clothes - Check

New backpack - Check

New lunchbox - Check

New shiner so the school staff will be convinced that I abuse my child - Check



(Really, I don't abuse my child. She was playing with one of our cats under the kitchen table. The cat ran away - Ashley tried to sit up - and whack! - hit the edge of the wooden table. Darn that being blind...)