"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." - Helen Keller
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Blondeness Takes Control
I swore I would never be someone like Paris Hilton or Brittany Spears - a person who dressed up animals. For years, I have passed by the doggie ballerina dresses and the kitty Burberry trenches. But today I was weak. I walked past the animal Halloween costumes in Target, and I became just another blonde idiot. I bought costumes for my dog and two cats. Lizzie the dog will be a pumpkin come October 31st, and Winky and Kitty Carlyle will be chickens.
Please slap me if I start to say "That's Hot" or if I make an appointment to have my head shaved.
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Animal Halloween costumes?!!
Ive heard it all now!!!
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